Big news on the tech front, Apple has released iOS 9 for the iPhone, and iPad. It offers serious multitasking abilities, and really beefs up the built in apps. Plus it adds a new features to Siri, there is no word on whether she will be more patient with people who miss an occasional turn. Also, there was a significant change to the root system that will provide a more seamless interaction with the device, and will improve power use extending battery life. I am Whackos everywhere are rejoicing.
But the big news: Facebook is going to add a Dislike button. This is huge! Now when someone posts something so stupid that you can't just ignore it, you can "dislike" it.
Think about the people at work when they find out how you really feel about their stamp collection, or their porcelain cats, salt and pepper shaker collection, wildlife hikes, or home made pesto.
Finally, you can show the world what you think of all the lame crap. It will be great.
Of course, there are plans to add an "I hate you" button, "You are no kin of mine" option, and the most widely anticipated "I want a divorce, you worthless, stinking loser" post.
There is a new dawn rising up angry in the sky. And it is only the beginning. What a great day to be a jerk! Just kidding, I like you all.
Thursday, September 17, 2015
Ah, the sweet smell of anger.
There is not much to say, but, for those who find any offense, please remember these are only stories, jokes, and have no relation to reality. Kind of like life.
I like life, and hope it lasts a long time, but it does require some explanation, that is why these blogs exist. To help people navigate times and events that make no sense.
Here are a few places you can find a few things.
The Original Life Explained. Where it all started, a little rambling and a lot of nothing important.
Life Explains The End Views on humanity's race to self extinction. I hope I am wrong.
Life Explains Smiles Because everybody likes it when you smile.
Life Explains Aging Getting older is not always easier, but it is worth the effort. And a few small things can make it much more pleasant.
Life Explains Traveling and Commuting Mostly commuting. Driving bugs me and working bugs me so driving to work is the ultimate insult of modern life, and I like to complain.
Life Explained Explores History. The real problem with history is there is so much of it. It is all over the place. But, if you take the time to look at the small pieces it is fascinating.
Life Explains Music Music is a universal language. I like guitar based rock and roll, but there is a little bit of a lot here.